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The biggest bitch you could ever imagine. you first become best friends with her and then you move to a new school (but she still goes to the same school as you) and she makes two best friends one of them is super nice. the other one is a motherfucker.
friend 1: did you hear? someone fucked your boy friend
friend 2: oh yeah it was zoe m. she's probably going to blame it on you
zoes dolls is a company who was founded by the amazing zoe terry!
oh who was the founder of zoes dolls?
OF COURSE THE AMAZING ZOE!
When something makes absolutely 0 sense. And there’s no telling them otherwise. And when you actually think about what was said. It makes even less sense.
*goes on vacation
“You don’t love me”
“Wow. Zoe logic.”
Zoe Joan the most beautiful girl in the world. She is perfect in every single way possible. When she is happy the entire world gets brighter and better she is amazing the best person in the universe!
She can also be really stubborn but only because she is always right and you will lose in any argument against her so don’t even try :) you don’t wanna make her mad
If you know Zoe then you are one of the luckiest person ever if you are her friend then make sure to take care of her because she is the bestest friend she has an amazing heart
I love you zoe <3
Zoe Joan : perfection
stranger- Hey look what i found !
other stranger- Yes ?
stranger- zoe’s toes! Uwu baka🥺✨🤞🏻
other stranger- Thats so cool dude!
guy : i love zoe creole
other guy : ihe looked at me now im pregnate
guy: but aint u a nigga
other guy: i identify as a bitch and black one to so that means i can say nig-
thus the other guy was never seen again the end