A jåke moment is like a bruh moment but even more bruh
Person 1 : "damn why is he drinking from the toilet"
Person 2 : "jåke moment"
when a 'friend' displays immaturity through a pay-out or put down, usually a completely random insult to achieve sadistic pleasure such as facebook 'likes'. only a real douche bag of a guy would randomly pay-out another. this cannot be titled to a true friend, as no true friend would do it. several things can happen before a douche moment; his mum could be selling herself, his girlfriend on pms, feeling unloved or sad with being a failure.
Alex: "hey i heard Daniel's being a real ass to Sam"
Joe: "yeah did you see what Daniel wrote on his wall?"
Alex: "yeah that was a real douche moment"
a moment in time where a person freezes and has no clue what is going on.
I had a joey moment after my friend made a joke about me which i did not understand.
when your dad is an explosion serial killer and you can't tell anybody that he is or else they will die.
my dad is actually a serial killer that is 33 years of age? this really be a hayato moment
a moment when you are completely in the zone, for example if you work really good game on a girl or play a video game really well for a specific moment
Dude how did you just do that! That was crazy.
I was totally having a jedi moment
A moment of idiocy, generally caused by ignorance, confusion, ill-information or ditziness, causing the victim to make unintentionally comical statements and/or queries causing those within earshot to laugh and/or show concern for the ability of the victim to survive in the modern world.
Webster Moment: "How can the Welsh play for the British & Irish Lions?"
Webster Moment: "Do they have BT in Scotland?"