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When two gay people get married and decide to adopt multiple dogs and treat them like their child.
Did you hear that Rick and Bob got a puppy child
Curling Child/Curling Kid - A term mainly used in European countries.
A child that's put on a pediestal and constantly serviced/spoiled by parents who also act overprotective toward it, without being provided any expectations or boundaries.
The child is the curling stone and the parents are sweeping in front of them so they effortlessly slide through life. Always having things polished and being sent in a certain direction without having to do anything themselves because the parents baby them and sweep their path free of any hardship, or mildly unpleasant situations.
(A child of something similar to Helicopter Parenting.)
"Wow, he expects me to do the entire assignment but for him to get praise and credit as well? Must be a Curling Child."
"She never lets her child be accountable for achieving something he wants. She's raising him into becoming a Curling Kid"
When a young child immobilises you by attatching themselves to either your leg or by sitting on your foot, thus anchoring you to the spot.
Hungry Husband returning home after a day at work: "What d'you mean, dinners not ready"
Wife with child anchor: "Can't you see I'm completely immobilsed, what with this child anchor"
Unknown Child is a quote writer and a gamer known as Mob slayer on youtube with over 9000 subscribers as of 2018 November and also can be found on Spotify as Mobslayer2847 in the US.
Be the one you know you are not the one they think you are - Unknown Child 11/26/18
An innocent person surrounded by sexual people, usually male.
“Hay did you hear that that group that Dylan with is super sexual “
“Yah but he’s the holy child bro”
The Childe effect is the effect for which everyone wants to fuck a fictional character after initially hating them, it is named after the Genshin Impact character Tartaglia "Childe" the eleventh harbinger of the fatui
The Childe Effect: wanting to fuck a fictional character after initially hating them
everyone:"wow I hate Childe!!!"
everyone after a maximum of 2 days:"I want to fuck Childe in the ass!!!"
A nickname/insult for a friend/enemy. Can be used sarcastically or seriously and can be a good or bad thing. They person does not actually need to be putrid or a child for you to say this to them. Actually works best when they're older than you and clean. Can often be compared to calling to someone a scurvy dog
Old Man in store: "You took the last carton of eggs! How dare you! Respect your elders!"
You (Either seriously or non-seriously): "Shut up, putrid child."