banana for scale

The common used scale under all intelligent beings. People who use the banana scale view the metric and imperial system as inferior and useless. Banana's are clearly more reliable as a measure of length than some random concept or human limbs. The scale is usually used in photographs to show the size of an object. Banana's are yellow which automatically mean that they are superior to other fruits. Banana's will soon be the commonly used measure of length and they will soon rule the world.

'That guy has a small penis.'
'Yeah, it's only half a banana.'
'Well, you're an intelligent fellow using a banana for scale.'

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Banana Poked

A man inserting his penis into a womans vagina

Callsuma: "Last night i got Banana Poked by Edward"

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banana slamma

a term used by Donkey Kong in the 90's tv show "Donkey Kong Country" usually meaning "Falcon Punch"

Donkey Kong: BANANA SLAMMA!
King K. Rool: HOLY @^&*
*epic kwyjibo-like pwnage*

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gone bananas

means gone crazy..

p1 : oh dude u know.. don 2 was such a marvelous piece.. :)

p2 : gone bananas????

it was nothing but a piece of shit!!

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black banana

Super long black cock

His black banana penetrated me soo deep last night.

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cold banana

Practice of giving a guy a blow job after sucking on ice for several minutes, resulting in a very big surprise and a cold banana (icy weiner). Usually accompanied by screaming OMG or WTF on the part of the recepient. May also result in termination of sexual activities and/or relationships. While most guys hate it, some love it and consider it a real treat.

Eric finally broke up with Janet after she gave him a cold banana.

Eric finally broke up with Mark after he gave him a cold banana.

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banana etiquette

When you get a banana for yourself, you have to offer to get one for any other member of the tribe who happens to be in your general vicinity.

Violation of banana etiquette was part of the reason James got voted off at Tribal Council on Survivor (March 2010).

James also violated banana etiquette by taking several bananas for himself at once. So he failed to offer fellow tribe mates a banana AND took more than his fair share.

Always remember that poor banana etiquette might get you voted off the island.

"Leona totally violated banana etiquette with those donuts in the breakroom. She didn't tell anyone they were there and scarfed down three before lunch!"

"Leona, bring me your torch. The tribe has spoken!"

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