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A person (usually a guy) who only has one thing on his mind: conditioner
Doesn't take great care of his body and doesn't have much of a life, but makes up for it by purchasing expensive hair products, personal hygiene items etc. which, are the only thing he talks about and flexes on his friends, which mostly are emotionally distant from him, and they don't want to be around him, they don't hang out with him, he hangs out with them, and does so like a leech, clinging on and sucks until there isn't anything left to suck. Very draining to be around, and makes dumb overused jokes and sexual innuendos, despite not ever being sexually active.
José: Watch out, here he comes.
Zacharias: No kidding, lets get out of here before that conditioner cuck starts following us everywhere we go.
A term used to describe someone who is being cucked in a specific way. It is when the cuck is forced to wear a bag over his head while the Alpha fucks his wife. Commonly used to reference betas in a group as a more demeaning term than "cuck", because a normal cuck is at least allowed to see his wife being railed by Tyrone, a cuckbag doesnt get the privilege of vision.
"You can take that and shove it up the cuck bags ass."
Someone whose sexual orientation is primarily defined by their insatiable lust for cucks and globalists.
Stephanie: Take a look at all these cucks replying to Chuck Schumer's twitter feed! Shit that one's handsome AF. God damn I want to ride them all so hard!
Jimmy: JFC Steph, you're such a cuck juggler!
When you're having sex and you astral project so you can watch from a distance while your physical form and your partner go to town
Remember when Doctor Strange and Christine are in the hospital and he's dying and she's using the defibrilator on him while his astral form fights Kaecilius? Imagine that but Strange and Christine are bumping uglies and Strange is watching from the mirror dimension. That's astral cucking for ya.
"Hey girl imma fuck you so good you go into the dark dimension"
A thread or comment that, intentionally or not, causes uproar and angry responses. Similar to bait.
Guy 1: Holy fuck look at this Reddit thread, everyone is posting angry comments. Guy 2: I saw it earlier, that whole thing is just a cuck trap.
The son sits in the corner and watches his cousin fuck his mom. And then the son beats the shit out of the mom for being a whore.
My brother was a cuck socker after he found my mom cheating on my dad.
When you have an item in your online cart and many people try to buy the item, so what was in your cart is now gone due to someone else buying the item.
Person 1- Yeah I was really close to buying the Fallout 4 Collectors Edition this weekend.
Person 2- Well what happened?
Person 1- Gamestop fucking Cart Cucked me!