flute booty

A "flute booty" is when a woman has a tight and unattractive behind. All muscle no fat.

Greg: "Man that chick got a nice tight ass."
Jason: "Man that bitch got a flute booty."

Flying flute

A flying flute is when you give no fucks after a couple margaritas and dtf

The guy down the bar is ugly but I don't give a flying flute because I'm still dtf.

moon flute

A clear glass with a bubble on the end for smoking meth

He just loaded his moon flute

yogurt flute

Another word for the male appendage (dick)

Yo man, your yogurt flute is hanging out of your pants, put that thing away.

pussy flute

Well you see...
It's just a pussy flute.
No definition needed.
You just know...

John: What time is it?
Mary: Pussy flute
John: Understandable, have a nice day

flute tech.

the housekeeper at tobey who loves to clean the pipes in the security office while he munches on some pepperoni and then proceeds to give her some baby gravy!

damn, flute tech. really knows how to clean my pipes. I couldn't even wait to give her some of my man chowder

Electrified Chicken Flute

An electrified chicken flute is a sexual act where the recipient gets either oral sex or a hand job while eating deliciously prepared fried chicken.

Hey Man, Amanda just gave the best electrified chicken flute last night.