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A female who does a lot of fucking. A hoe, whore, slut. A woman who shares her pussy with the community, she'll fuck anything or anyone.
I started dating this girl but I had to let her go because she has FVS - Friendly Vagina Syndrome.
I was talking to my boy about how good that pussy was and he told me he and the rest of the football team already knew she apparently has FVS.
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A burger that comes with capers and goat cheese
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Caper the Friendly Goat Cheese Burger, you should try it!"
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a lovely person who lives inside ass hair. a wet new pair of balls. likes to thrust in the moonlight. has TREMENDOUS groping skills. has an awesome greasy clitoris. great at handling super grandmother.
Lover: oh, I love John McDreampo Jonas Friendly Sharpened Rooster. They have such a creamy barbecue penis vagina hole.
a threat.
person 1 : "Hey, next time you come, things might not go well. Take that as a friendly warning."
person 2 : "yeah sure that's very friendly"
A little bit friendly, Tbh this isnt really a word. John made it up ;)
1. Making something in a «family friendly way» means saying something that everybody agrees to or something that makes everybody happy. Or you say something «family friendly» when you give your opinion about a situation nobody can tell exactly if they have to be negative or positive about and you choose the positve side.
X: OMG, man! They called me negative in class for saying T doesn't really love P.
Y: Well, man, that wasn't really family friendly.
Combining multiple short tweets into one tweet.
I'm gonna eat dinner
I love this show Glee
I feel like watching a movie
Tweeco Friendly: "I'm gonna eat dinner. I love this show Glee. I feel like watching a movie."