Hair did

Slang for 'to get your hair braided'. Popular in female hip hop culture. Often confused for present tense of 'done', which is incorrect.

"Ima go see Angelique and get my hair did."

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bad hair

A term popular in the African-American community; the typical hair of those of African decent. It is extremely curly/wavy and described as "nappy" and "kinky." It is unmanagable, and is the opposite of good hair. Someone has "bad" hair if it forms tight "beads" in the back of the head. Those with this type of hair typically dye and fry it with chemicals to get it to look like a white woman's hair.

Note: Most people who use this term would never admit the inferiority complex from which it came.

Little Tymunesha On Playground: "Eww! Look at Porche! She got dat ugly bad hair!!! An' her momma dun gave her a name of a car she can't affor'!"

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skunk hair

Basically, it's two-toned hair. Usually a combination of dark brown or black and blonde. Usually the two colors are patterned in sections or overlap each other to resemble a skunk's fur. Those who follow this trend have no idea how ridiculous they look.

Michelle decided to get the skunk hair look by dyeing the bottom half of her hair blonde.

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Bieber Hair

Someone who has hair shaped like Justin Bieber's hair or a bowl cut.

Stuart: OMG , look at owen!
Callum: OMG , He has Bieber Hair!
Stuart: hahaha.

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hair diaper

A stretch of hair that spans from ones head to their anal region in a continuous swath.

The wookie beast in the hot tub sported a hair diaper of epic proportions.

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helmet hair

The too-perfectly-coiffed hairdo of a 25 to 45 year-old junior league member or the church lady's daughter who sprays so much hair spray on her hair that when you touch it, it's like touching a football helmet: secure and immovable. Often found in combination with caked makeup. pejorative.

Out of respect, grandmothers, women over 55 and church ladies are granted dispensation from being labeled as having helmet hair.

Jenny-Sue has helmet hair.

Jenny-Sue is a helmet hair.

The helmet hairs cleared the nave of flowers after the wedding.

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hair of dog

Alcoholic beverage drunk the morning after a bender as a hangover cure. Time for a twelve step program.

F. Scott woke up at 10:00 and treated himself to a hair of the dog that bit him.

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