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Shifty West Virginian politician. Frequently fails at counting to five. Sits on a throne of lies.
Hater of teachers, children, working WV families. also hates John Denver songs, pepperoni rolls, cardinals, rhododendron, brook trout, sugar maple trees, and the WV Mountaineers.
There is no school Monday: thanks Mitch Carmichael.
Male version of a basic bitch.
That mundane Mitch needs to stop bragging about his gluten free diet and CrossFit. He is basic as shit.
Mitch Dorr refers to an asshole who is so full of themselves they think everyone has to respect them. They love sticking their big metaphorical dicks in unsuspecting persons assholes to assert their dominance. You cannot tell a Mitch Dorr they are wrong, otherwise they'll give you detention
He is such a Mitch Dorr, I got detention for saying his ketchup tastes like absolute shit
Badass motherfucker who should not be messed with
Holy shit Mitch rapp just killed someone
No shit Sherlock he is a assassin
A short guy who is always mad, but he is hot as FUCK.
Mathew: god I miss papi mitch
God: yeah he is super hot
Uncle Mitch is one of those super cool uncles, who won’t get you in trouble for anything. But he stinks like poop and looks like a ninja turtle crawled up a nun’s butthole. Although he reeks of old man armpits, he’s still pretty cool.
I’m seeing Uncle Mitch tonight.
Telling your buddies you're coming to hang out then disappear for the rest of the night. If you are the "Mitch of the evening" (often synonymous with bitch of the evening) then you will most likely respond some time in the next 12 hours.
"Did he answer his phone?"
"No I think he's pulling a "Mitch" again"
"Damn that little slut"