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n. a dick that can't, under any circumstances, get or remain hard. An absolutely disappointing way to end the night.
Because Dean's loose noodle was such an inconvenience to every girl he encountered, he became a social outcast.
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Something you eat when you have nothing else to eat and your mum wont make you anything
Kid: hey mom, can I have a hamburger?
Mom: im tired go make some Noodles and ramen.
Kid: ok
When you have to defecate in the shower so you put your butthole against the drain and poop through it like a playdoh extruder.
In the middle of my shower I really needed to poop so I just made shower noodles.
Look at that spooky noodle
That's a huge spooky noodle
She has so many spooky noodles she could make pasta
A noodle nart is a generic pop-tart.
Look at Timmy over there, his parents bought him noodle narts!
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Luke hemmings q member of 5 seconds of summer
Girl: I searched lanky noodle on google and luke from 5sos came up