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n. a dick that can't, under any circumstances, get or remain hard. An absolutely disappointing way to end the night.
Because Dean's loose noodle was such an inconvenience to every girl he encountered, he became a social outcast.
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Something you eat when you have nothing else to eat and your mum wont make you anything
Kid: hey mom, can I have a hamburger?
Mom: im tired go make some Noodles and ramen.
Kid: ok
When you have to defecate in the shower so you put your butthole against the drain and poop through it like a playdoh extruder.
In the middle of my shower I really needed to poop so I just made shower noodles.
Someone who is ugly and insignificant.
Jessica isso clingy she is such an ugly noodle.
When your penis is limp and red as a dog’s dick from an all day porn and masturbation marathon.
I beat off all day yesterday when mom and dad left for work. Now I got the dog noodle today. I can’t touch it.