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a person who is racist, and decides whether they are joking based on the reaction they get from peers.
One who will hate, or not listen to a particular song just because of it's musical genre.
Bob is such a music racist he won't even give this new song a chance because it's "Dance".
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An insecure racist bastard (redneck or otherwise) who thinks that the "Anonomynity" of the internet allows them to say racist things they are too chicken-shit to say outside their MySpace, or Facebook, or Urban-dictionary definition of Obama.
John: I don't like this video. I'll add a comment that says
"Stupid Niggerz can fuk temselvves cauz der black"
Bill: Don't be such an Internet Racist
John: Wait a minute... go check your MySpace!
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Dislike or hatred of brown or browning bananas.
Julie threw away her brown banana, because she's banana racist.
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A phrase used to proceed a bigoted tirade. Similar to Dennis Miller's stock comedic phrase "Now, I don't want to get off on a rant here..." which he invariably follows by a ranting monologue.
The problem is, when Dennis Miller does it, he understands that he is prone to ranting and appreciates the irony, which is why it's funny. Your average racist is never quite honest enough with himself to figure this out.
The literal translation from racist is, "I am, in fact, likely to be the most bigoted person you've met in years... the following observations will definitely prove this."
I'm not racist, but... you do know the Jews use the blood of Christian babies to make Matzoh.
I'm not racist, but... I think the Klan does a lot of good work.
I'm not racist, but... Hitler had a lot of good ideas.
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Every time I hear someone say the phrase "I'm not racist, but..." it's followed by something extremely racist and/or bigoted. Why do people say this? To cover their ass and make it look like they're not the budding neo-nazis that they really are? They say it as if they're so enlightened and open-minded that it's impossible for them to say anything offensive to anyone. It's almost as if they think it doesn't matter how racist they really are, they're off the hook if they prefix every prejudiced and ignorant remark with "I'm not racist." What's with racism anyway? I'm sick and tired of hearing people bitch about not having enough jobs, welfare, wax paper, dog food, whatever. It's nobody's fault but your own.
If you don't have a job and you can't get laid and you smell like cheese, it's your own damn fault, not the fault of some race X that's coming into the US and stealing all of our jobs. I love it how bigots use the "stealing our jobs" card when they're mulling over ways in which they can rationalize the insane bullshit they're spewing. They say "our" as if they're talking on behalf of anyone other than their lazy dead-beat ass that can't get a job. Notice how you never hear successful people bitch about race X that's "stealing our jobs?" That's because successful people couldn't care less; they already drive a Lexus, live in a mansion and pay the tuition of their lazy fatass kids to go to college. They don't need your dumbass preaching to the world about how bad you've had it. If you don't like the situation you're in, GET OFF OF YOUR DEAD ASS AND WORK.
Bottom line is, if you're a moron and you're going to say something bigoted, then just say it. Spare the "I'm not racist" rhetoric, everyone can see right through your bullshit.
racist morons came to this site in hopes of fueling their cause.
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Liberal term for anyone expressing a Republican or conservative point of view, coming from the belief that all republicans are racist. Espcially in issues involving minorities.
Republican: I believe criminals should be punished.
Liberal: You just want to put black people and undocumented mexican immigrants in jail.
Republican: No, anyone from any race should be jailed if they commit crimes. "Undocumented" mexican immigrants are violating US immigration laws, which is a crime. People of all races should be held accountable for their actions.
Liberal: You damn racist Republican!
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