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A race on who can cum faster inside a dolphin while sucking and watching someone's OF. The first to cum gets lots of Dolphin sexy thots that play with you and fuck you to death and sex so much cum the whole ocean became "shark milk". Pipstar should join this... It'd be interesting...
Shark Olympics
When a Guy goes underneath the water and snags the bikinis of girls, leaving there vagina exposed.
Mike is a vagina shark because he went under the water and snagged Marissa's bikini off her body.
Food shark:
An annoying (usually thin), food obsessed person who frequents picnics, parties and events for the sole purpose of sharking around the food table, monitoring every calorie other guests plate making them feel like fat, inept, sea cows.
Addendum: usually these people or their offspring are lactose, gluten, nut or fun intolerant. Usually hail from the East or West coast of the continental U.S., respectively.
Thanks to that damned food shark, nobody ate my pepperoni and cheese stuffed meatballs!
The annoying third person who jumps into your already-full swimming lane at the pool.
Me: "Hey, I'm swimming in this lane. There's an empty one over there."
Guy: "I think I'll stay here."
Me: "You damn lane shark!"
MLIA-based definition of the domestic cat.
The fur sharks are eating again. That's why we have no more food.
Do I cut myself? Heck no. Those are teeth marks from the fur sharks.
Tranaitive Verb; The act of putting a woman into a trance like state and sexually submissive state through the discovery of a sensual or sexual action (hair pulling, fingers in her mouth, gentle biting of her neck etc.) towards her that causes said trance/sexually submissive state which is similar to the state of a shark when flipped upside down.
Last night with Brittany, I was flipping the shark by putting my fingers in her mouth to suck on! Her eyes rolled back in her head! That's interesting Bob because I flipped the shark with Ariel by pulling her long blond hair back hard. Flipping the shark is fun once you get the hang of it.
A man who hasn't shaved anywhere but still manages to be at the top of the food chain with the ladies.
I'm sick and tired of getting cockblocked by that shaggy shark over there.