Blind Sided

To have your significant other, the love of your life cheat on you while you're out of town on work to such a degree that a general test for VD and HIV is in order.

1: Wow, Bryce totally got Blind Sided.

2: And one would think with that case of warts that someone forgot his jimmy hat.

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west side

tha west coast

lets show these fools how we do it on this west side coz u and i no its tha best side

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side kid

If a man is married with a family, and has a child with another woman while still married. The bastard child is the the "side kid".

Autumn Jackson would be Bill Cosby's "side kid".

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side burn

when a roll up,fag or spliff only burns on one side.

oh shit, i've got a side burn on my joint

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side dish

A mental or visual masturbatory aid; someone who you look at (a picture of) or think about when you masturbate. From the Japanese term okazu, which originally referred to a side dish that is eaten with one's rice, but acquired a second, sexual meaning (not unlike bukkake).

1) Hikari isn't innocent! She uses Toji as a side dish every night -- and sometimes during the day!

2) Mmm! That guy is the best side dish I've never tasted!

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dark side

the dark side is the opposite of the light side where all the evil forces come together make evil plans while having deeelicious cookies

person 1: hey whats up?
person 2: i went to the dark side to get some deelicious cookies and plan evil things on you

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jersey side

sunny-side up, as in eggs

I like my eggs on the jersey side, so I can dip my texas toast into the yolk.

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