Random
Source Code
Random
When a bitch teabags someone and clamps her coochie lips to perform a pitching action.
So this bitch from tinder was ridding my face last night and she fucking hit me with a slug bite. Almost took my nose clean the fuck off, she got a gripper.
When you wipe/run your sweaty n*ts on someone’s face and leave a wet trail mark
Bro i slug raced on her and it looked like she just ran a 400 meter dash. “Slug racing?”
Is that a slug, caught in the light?
It would make a tasty delight.
To catch one can be very easy,
I've heard that they taste very cheesy.
Dumping salt on one makes it thirsty.
It might die in a minute thirty.
To cook a slug, it must be placed in a pot,
If it isn't dead it will feel distraught.
Let the pot simmer until the water boils.
The slime from the slug will burn like oils.
A plate is now ready for the slug,
Or maybe it belongs in a mug.
Eating it will be like eating an eel,
Swallow it wrong and it won't be an excellent meal.
If cooked right it will taste better than a frog.
Or maybe even better than a hog.
I recommend you eat it with some grain,
So that the taste can be embedded in your slug sized brain.
Wow, those were some scrumptious slugs
Takes place while titty humping, and leaving a skid mark on her belly. Similar to a snail trail.
I accidentally left a titty slug on Martha while making love to her bodacious tits. Damn you Taco Bell.
A large uncircumcised chode penis that's slick from taking a dip into a vag.
Robbie surprised me when he pulled out and I saw his slug log.
being so incredibly horny it concerns everyone around them. Horny at anytime e.g dentist, school, just anywhere. Its incredible atrocious.
person 1: you’re so..horny now.
person 2: i got slug syndrome 😒
A slimey grungy warm vagina with slug-like skin curtains.
I was all excited until i got a wiff of her slug oven.