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An Anti-Jihad is a battle fought against terrorism.
Suicide bombers in Iraq in cars drive into a US outpost. US soldiers retaliate and kill numerous terrorists. "man our Anti-Jihad is really owning those terrorists" "yeah just wait till the Spectre comes around for a second pass"
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1. The act of stopping a male erection dead in its tracks.
2. Any event so shocking it causes a boner to instantly die
3. Used to describe the ugliest of women
"I was so drunk I almost fucked Joknisha last night, but even alcohol couldn't mask the smell of that vag."
"Ahhhh, that shit is the anti-boner"
"I heard horse faced Gina started to grow a mustache."
"That girls smile is the anti-boner."
"The other day I was making out with my girlfriend, and her grandma walked in with her top off... instant anti-boner for life."
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an anti-insult is when you insult someone while saying that you won't insult them
person 1: "what's an anti-insult?"
person 2: "it's how I'm not going to call you stupid, even though you are"
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Someone who is here to poop the party. Someone that stops something amazing from happening.
Taken from Anti-Semitic, meaning they are anti-jew.
Pretty much a party pooper, or a buzzkill
*in class before teacher arrives*
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!!!
*kids start picking beef with eachother*
Teacher: BREAK UP THE FIGHT OR YOU'RE ALL SUSPENDED.
Students: wow, Mr. Lester is so anti-awesomitic.
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(n.) An anti-pun is a totally random statement or comment--made when in the midst of Punning-- that is made to sound like a real pun. But It's Really Not!
This can be quite effective if done right; fellow punsters may try to get it at first, but the joke's on them--it's not a joke!
(Two students are making Geology puns)
Student 1: Geology Rocks, but it's a pretty Hard subject
Student 2: Haha Gneiss puns
Student 1: Wow i'm FLOORED
Student 2: ha? . . . wait that was an anti-pun. You got me!
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The way of left handed people. The opposite direction to how the little ticky things go on your spiderman themed wristwatch.
Many things go anti-clockwise, however to list them would make the world implode.
Craig: "That girl was seriously hot! It's a shame that she walks around that lamp post in an anti-clockwise fashion."
David: "To be fair.. she is left handed."
Craig: "Urgh..."
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wow the president right now is the anti-christ
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