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When a girl lays down on a surfboard naked, puts her legs behind her head, and a guy, wearing only a scarf, sits on her head so she plays with his loosechange, and he puts his penis in her pussy. Also, the guy must look like he isn't satisfied.
Bob: Did you hear about John and Betty?
Fred: Ya, they got together last night!
Bob: Not only that, he made her his abercrombie and Bitch!
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A clothing store that is ranked somewhere between Urban Oufitters or A/X and Hollister, but before American Eagle or Old Navy, based on the coolness the clothes are believed to possess. The coolness is judged based on what image a person wants to cultivate, and how advertising has effected a person's perception of a certain brand. The only real differences between these different types of chain stores is a) the quality of the clothes can vary, but sometimes not much, and b) the type of salespeople hired and the quality of service.
"That salesgirl at Abercrombie & Fitch was such a bitch! Does she think she's a model or what?"
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a trendy store mostly patronized by upper middle class white kids. flimsy shirts, ect. made by some some sweatshop worker in the phillipines abound there and cost twenty dollars at the minimum. recently critics have claimed that a&f only employs all american looking people (white, pretty) and that they sell kid thongs.
abercrombie and fitch is weird; a better alternative is delias.
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A place that used to sell mindless executive toys but now sell to their kids.
"Wow cool leather rhinocerous ottoman"..10 years later.."Hey dad can you buy me this $70 t-shirt?"
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a place were "popular" preps shop because they think they have to spend $50 to buy the latest trends or no one will accept them. trust me there are better people to hang out with than preppy snobs. so drop the abercrombie bullshit and if the popular kids dont accept u anymore that would be considered a good thing. trust me you will have much more fun hangin out with regular ppl.
former prep: "im not spending $50 bucks on pants anymore"
preppy snob: omg like fine then like you like cant like hang out with us like anymore"
former prep: "um ok go fuck yourself"
former prep: "hey can i hang out with u guys now. that bitch decided im not popular anymore."
regular person: "yeah awesome you dont need those preppy faggots"
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The lifestyle brand which sums up all classy, urban, and luxurious properties. Imported clothes made from fine materials, the clothes and accesories from this store give a fine touch to any higher- middle class citizen. The epitomy of style, comfort, and all around sexiness.
Her aqua polo is from Abercrombie and Fitch.
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One of many stores that sells similar clothing and convinces Americans to worship them like the materialistic gods they are.
Quite possibly why the middle and far east considers us "The Great Satan".
Also has shoddy, easily worn out and soon to be out of fashion clothing.
Hey did you check out my new Abercrombie and Fitch sweatshirt with the hilarious anacdote about my huge dick, cleverly disgused as large sausage salesmen? And the giant A&F logo that blankets the remaining free space so everyone knows where I got it?
No Gary. But I believe you'd look better when they come out with the new Fudge Packin' In The Closet line of pants. Do I need to kick your ass again?
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