i like you as a person

Basically there is no hope in a relationship so keep the friendship strong. They like who you are as a friend but they don’t see you going anywhere as they only like you as a friend.

“I like you “ - her

“ I like you as a person” - him

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I love you

I love you are 3 word which switch u out from reality... they can destroy your life or make your life better but in more cases it will destroy it :) im just saying my own opinion but loving someone is really hard so first think then say it or write it :) okay so this is little warning to think about who u really love because that person which you could love can be really asshole and make just fun from u or he can change his feelings to you

Your dream boy/girl : I love u
You: I love u more

You: I love you
That piece of shit which will make you sad: I DONT :)

You: But I love you

Someone: It changed please dont disturb me

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i love you text

A phenomenon started by a user on mylifeisaverage.com in which a person texts "i love you" to random phone numbers, or numbers other users post in comments on MLIA.

Guy 1: What are you doing?
Guy 2: I'm sending i love you texts. One of the people even knew what it was. Now she's saved as The Joker on my phone, and I'm Batman on hers.

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I love you babe

I love you a lot you and you mean the world to me. I’m sorry for everything that my dumbass does that isn’t very nice. I don’t do it on purpose. Just know that i rly love you and you rly mean the world to me. Happy Anniversary again and everything you do is very sweet.

“Who do you love?”

“Who can I love except her? She’s the best of the best. I love her so much that I can’t express.”

“Damn that’s rly nice”

“I’m shitt at it but I try my best.”

I love you babe

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I wish you the runs

To cordially wishith upon the runs/diarrhea to someone/something

Someone cuts you off while driving on the road: "I wish you the runs"

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I know you want to

Used as a sarcastic response to someone saying "Fuck you"

Rando: Fuck you!
Me: I know you want to.

Rando: 😤

I know you not laughing

The 5 words of doom you WILL hear if someone catches you laughing at the wrong.

Person 1: “Cole ugly as shit, Cole fat and broke,”
Person 2: *Laughing his ass off*
Cole: Bitch, I know you not laughing?