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Boy: Guess what today is?
Girl: What?
Boy: Its National Hippo Appreciation Day!
Girl: Ugh. No one cares about Hippos.
Boy: You really should. You know there going extinct?
Girl: No I didn’t know that!! I guess I should respect Hippos more!
It’s national Hippo appreciation day!
On the 13th of november, it's National appreciate your friends day. You are now legally obligated to tell your friends you appreciate them.
Guy 1: Hey dude, it's National appreciate your friends day
Guy 2: that's a thing that exists
Guy 1: yeah
Guy 2: I appreciate you man
Guy 1: same
March 25 is swifter Appreciation day
Friend One: Did you know its Swifter Appreciation day?
Friend Two: YEAH I DID
Every October 18th we celebrate the coolest kids birthday onna block
Example: Bro it cutie pie pozo appreciation day we should do something for him.
On kingayub666 appreciation day you have to do whatever he says because he is cool and superior. You can’t speak down on Ayub this day so you can’t be mean to him. If he asks for feet pics then you must send them.
“Ayub is fat!”
“YOU CAN’T SAY THAT ITS KINGAYUB666 APPRECIATION DAY!”
Everyone has to worship kingayub666 for the day and must do whatever he asks because he is very cool and superior. Nobody is allowed to speak down on kingayub666 for this day and if he asks for feet pics then you have to send them.
‘‘Ayub is a midget’’
“You can’t say that about Ayub because it’s Kingayub666 Appreciation Day!’’
December 8th is National Bed Appreciation Day!!
Brad: “Yo bae wanna come over?”
Sarah: “No. It’s national bed appreciation day”
Brad: “…”