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Verb - A phrase used to describe a person or action of such density and/or idiocy that it must be shared with others, commonly through social media. Also see "retard", "fuckwit" and "facepalm".
''I'm pulling an Austin; Jimmy just tried to call himself using his own phone and the people of the internet must be told. ''
Austin Cabaniss is the most amazing guy in the world. He gives the best hugs and always smells good. He's the perfect boyfriend and treats his girlfriend like a princess. Austin has a good sense of humor and is able to make his girlfriend laugh hysterically.
Austin Cabaniss, will you marry me?
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The process of Jizzing in your pants when having interactions with members of the opposite sex.
"Dude, I hugged Lupe and I totally pulled an Austin!".
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The act of walking in on two people having sex and then trying to insert your penis into the hole that is currently vacant. All while making gargling/growling sounds.
Bro, i totally gave Patrick and Katie a Dirty Austin on Friday.
Katie: Patrick and I were in bed on friday and got totally dirty austined by the english crew.
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A dry, skin-on-skin hand job with no included lubricant.
“Dude, I really simped for 6 months just to get a Dry Austin”
An International Man of Mystery
Austin Powers: I put the Grrr in swinger babyyy...yeahhh.
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Verb - To park into a tight parrell parking spot, or to pull out of a tight parrell parking spot, by driving very short distances back and forth many times, while turning into, or out of, the spot.
Origin - There is a sceen in the movie "Austin Powers" where the main character's veichle is stuck perpendicular to the walls of a narrow hall way, and he has to drive out as described above.
"That small space is the only place to park, you'll have to austin powers your way in"
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