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When a man or woman looks normal but because of their body shape you feel that if that person ate two cheeseburgers they would be fat.
Hey did you see laura.
Ya she looks like she's Two Cheeseburgers away
if your fat don't hate, do something about it and be dedicated to change your life. stay away from processed foods and learn how to eat properly. fat ass fat
1. In sports, to be leading a series in the playoffs, only to lose the remaining games needed to win.
2. Losing to the lowest seeded team as the top seed, rendering the season of the top seed's team moot.
The Finals were going great for the Warriors, until they ended up choking the lead away to the Cavaliers.
Ex. Blowing a 3-1 lead in a series, Blowing a 3-0 lead in a series, '15-'16 Warriors, '06-'07 Dallas Mavericks.
To sneak away during a party or get together and bang your big titty wife while everyone wonders where you are.
Yo man, I had the best sneak away sex with my wife. She has a sick ass and I love that beaver. It sucks I have to beg for it.
I just installed a new shower two years ago. I wish my wife would have sneak away sex with me in it.
A pro brawl star player, who never talked to a girl in his life. Only woman he talked to is “ur mom”. Every time he talks to girl, his brain burns out. During his free time, he plays chess and eat dog at same time. He said, “ I got no bitches, and eat dog give me power.”
I’m hey away leon I like ur mom
A girl that you spot from a block away and looks like she might be hot, but as soon as you get close to her she is one ugly bitch
Man, i was driving the other day when I see a chick in this short skirt up the block and thought that bitch looked like she was hot, but when i came up on her i seen her ugly mug and realized she was a block-away-hoe. I burned out there as soon as i seen her crooked smile.
What you say when you want to remove GoGuardian
Teacher: can you do a favor?
Administrator: Yes?
Teacher: TAKE THAT THING AWAY RIGHT NOW
Administrator: Never...
When parents take a vacation without their kids.
First mom, "These kids are driving me crazy! I need to get away!"
Second mom, "You need a run-away-cation. I suggest Portland, I hear the weather's nice and the shopping's good"