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Excess weight gained from emotion-related overeating.
"Does Donna look different to you?"
"Yeah, since her break up up with Jack, she's gained about 10 pounds of grief bacon."
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Sweat that accumulates between the folds of the labia and emits a foul smelling odor.
I worked out for two hours at the gym today and gave myself a bad case of Crotch Bacon
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A truly wonderful creature. He was once a part of the Oinker Empire, but then Humans conquered their land and ate all of them, almost all of them that is. One of them remained and split itself into pieces now known as Bacons. Humans started hunting these Bacons down because of their legendary flavor. Sadly, there is only one left. The Last bacon remains the last remaining survivor of the species. Today, he makes lots of Subnautica content on youtube, and reads and replies to every comment.
Bob: "Did you see The Last Bacon's new video with the void mod?"
Joe: "Hell yeah, it was very pog."
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A game where you mount or jump on the back of a police officer for as long as possible.
Hey john, im bored, wanna beat the back bacon record of 23secs? " Yeah ,sure. I know where they chill
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the outer lips of the female genitalia
look at the bacon mudgaurds on that
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The bacon condom; the act of thrusting one's erect penis into a woman's anus/vaginal opening and then inserting a hand in the opposite hole. This is followed by masturbation, all the while beimg within her body. Upon ejaculation, seman leaks slowly out of the respective hole, like fat when cooking bacon. Thus is formed, the bacon condom.
Keir: holy shit dude, check out that ass to leg ratio on that female!
Karl: yeah man, I think I'll have to try out the bacon condom on her!
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When having 3 way sex with a plump or fat girl doggie style, her friend or other participants give a handjob to the person penetrating the girl from behind while the sex is at its peak.
"I was nailin fat Suzy from behind and her friend jumped in and started stroking my shaft while we were getting it on"
"oh snap nice one dude, you got a bacon handy!"
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