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A mythical creature on which loud farts are blamed.
Example:
*BRRRRRAP*
Dave: “Jimmy bro did you just bust ass?”
Jimmy: “Wasn’t me bro. Must be a Jamaican Barking Spider in the room.”
When you have a shit not quite solid, but not quite liquid
God, I just did a spongy bark
I opened a bottle of white wine and proceeded to watch an x-rated video. Of course with a long ring-barked cock or two
Vomiting.
As soon as he stepped outside of the bar, the bloke started barking at the lawn.
A Yorkshire colloquialism used to describe someone who habitually ignores problems or complaints.
"That Beatrice up t'road comes past 'ere every day in clapped oot motor, reet banging and wheezing and making a chuffin' racket, but will she tak it t'shop and get it fixed? Will she owt, wouldn't answer a dog's bark, that one"
Giving a blowjob with your teeth bared, scraping along the shaft of the penis.
Jenny would be a great gf, if only she wasn't such a bark stripper.
a Mart Bark; to go up to a girl (possibly boy, depending on how horny), and pest them for sex.
wee wee poo poo, hey everybody look at me im Mart Bark (Woof Woof)