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Barking Spider- An elusive species, the Barking Spider is the only species of spider that can be found all over the world. This spider is especially attracted to spicy food. This spider is most abundant at Indian, Mexican, and Thai restaurants due to the use of hot peppers and seasonings.
When threatened, the spider will release a nauseating stench that has been known to make people throw up. Before it releases the gas however, it will “bark”. Scientists don’t know how the spider does this as no specimen has ever been caught. It still eludes us to this day
“Barks”
What the hell was that?!
It’s those damn barking spiders again
The act of passing gas and then blaming it on tiny eight legged creatures living in the walls.
Wow did you hear those barking spiders.
If someone is roasting you say "bark dog" barca fans love this.
Vomiting.
As soon as he stepped outside of the bar, the bloke started barking at the lawn.
Alfie Colville is all bark and no bite, he said he would beat me up if i didn’t give him my lunch money
Code word for an audible fart in a public place.
Person 1: *Farts* Man did you hear that barking tree frog?
Person 2: You’re nasty.
Another word for NIGGER!
The barking tree spiders are thick in here this evening.