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When two males hold their penis' together and masturbate whilst both penis' are touching the other, usually only one person has to masturbate both of them.
Male 1: Look! Johnny is masturbating himself and Bob with only one hand! He's doing a gay double barrel!
Male 2: Hot.
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When some having diarrhea defecates in someone elses mouth.
To spice things up, Judy suggested that her husband would cracker barrel her since he already had diarrhea, and she was hungry.
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This phrase made in a basement is when you are master baiting and when you are about to spray you cover the top of your member to block the shot
Yo Jonny did you hear that Joey died from barrel stuffing last night
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An asshat libtard; an attention seeking loser searching for 15 minutes of fame by playing the victim of racism after making a total ass of themselves with an agenda that backfires. Ex: Frederica Wilson, Maxine Waters.
Frederica Wilson was outed on national TV by General John Kelly as an "empty barrel" after she went full retard .
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A Barrel Boy is someone with enough fat that their torso resembles a barrel. (They often defend themselves by saying its Barrel Season, but its never barrel season)
Brandon you look like a fucking walrus you Barrel Boy
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Trouble. An undesireable place. A place or situation that you want to get away from ASAP!
"Great! Here come the cops... you really got us into a barrel full of cock this time!"
Can be used to say that someone is lucky:
"Man... that guy could fall into a barrell full of cock and come out with a handfull of pussy!"
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When Sarah Palin cut expenditure on facilities for disabled kids (despite having a disbled child herself), and used taxpayers' money to add luxuries to an airport that only she and a of her few local voters used instead, the taxpayers felt like they had been fucked in the ass by a strap-on on Sarah Palin's Alaskan pork barrel
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