Your partner lays on their stomach and puts a funnel in their ass. You proceed to pour hot water in the funnel. Than dip your balls in the funnel, like you submerging in a hot tub. Your partner than sharts and farts to create the jacuzzi mud bath effect. You can do this with a sibling if you are from the south.
My sister was great at the spa, she gave me the special mud bath that was on the menu.
When you're in the bath to long so your cock gets wrinkled
Lads I've gone and got bath cock
When you take a bath so hot, your skin turns red and you come out looking like a cooked lobster
"I'm going to take the hottest lobster bath after work tonight"
When a Male ejaculates into a a woman’s belly button
“Yo did u hear Michael bird bathed Olivia”
Only washing your face and scalp hair by splashing water to make it look like you actually took a bath.
I barely woke up 15min. before the meeting and had a basin bath to make it in time.
To go on a short holiday and come back engaged, often against your will.
James is going to Bath, we better start planning the stag do.