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A woman who has been with a man for more then 9 years and suddenly stops sleeping with him, Decides to go after woman instead.
Mike: my wife won't sleep with me anymore she kicked me out of the bedroom I sleep on the couch now, she wants a female playmate... She's a closet dyke
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(Noun). A zombie who seems to have been hiding in your closet and suddenly comes out to eat you.
(Adjective). A person who spends to much time playing videogames in his room.
(Noun). "Dude i was playing Left 4 Dead last night and had to fight tons of Closet Zombies!"
(Adjective). "Dude come hang with us and stop being a Closet Zombie!!"
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Someone whom, despite not showing the mental and physical frailties of a ginger-haired person, shows their true colours when they forget to shave for a few days...
Hot girls chatting in a bar
"Did you speak to that guy already, he's so frickin' cute."
"Nah, I passed him on the way to the bar and noticed with the light shining on his face that he's a closet ginger"
"Ewww, disgusting. Bummer, cos he definitely looked like marriage material from over here"
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Someone who is smart in their head but finds it difficult to "come out"
I had the perfect comeback for what John said in the afternoon, I wish I wasn't such a closet intellectual.
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someone who claims they don't socialize or patronize areas eg. clubs but deep in secret they have the latest edm remix playlist. Behind close doors, they unleash that party animal inbred within them and jive like there's no tomorrow.
I think Jenny's a closet clubber. She's so angelic in classes but I heard from my dorm-mate she blast Hardwell mixes in her room during revision weeks.
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A boy who will not come out as LGBT+ but will abuse people who have.
"Don't listen to him, he's just a closet boy."
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One who bashes Britney Spears in public, in front of friends, on the internet (like urbandictionary.com- seriously, is it necessary to throw around words like "slut" and type with horrible grammer about her? Just makin' yourselves look bad, that's all I'm saying...), etc. but secretly like her music and/or follow her every exploit like a Tigerbeat teen girl.
I'd wager about 80% of Britney bashers secretly like her, and I know MANY of them. For as many people claim to hate her, suddenly it's weird when you look in their room and they have a few of her CDs (who later SWEAR it's their little sister's...sure). Also funny how she keeps hitting #1 all over the world when people continually say she's a fad and hate her...obviously there's quite a few who don't!
Yeah, so get this, Marsha was talking the other day about how much Britney Spears is a slut and she hates her, blah blah blah, but then we went driving around and "Toxic" was on like 3 of her burned CDs we were listening to.
I know! She is such a Closet Britneyfan.
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