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A quote in the movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall which means, Blow my Load on someone's Titties.
Brian: You don't need to put your P in a V right now.
Peter Bretter: No, I need to B my L on someone's T's.
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They think they can pull the wool over his eyes but they can't fool anyone. (example of pull the wool over someones eyes)
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what you would say if there is something that is cool enough that you want...but not enough to go out and buy it
aleks: that cd looks good
me: yeah, i'd take it if someone threw it at me
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Dude 1-“You know anyone better than me?”
Dude 2-“Nah”
someone whos better than me
A woman that is just plan ugly
Dude 1: Would you sleep with that chick?
Dude 2: not with a stolen dick and someone else pushing
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Don't bother me with your petty bullshit. I don't give a wrinkled rat's ass. Politer version is call someone who cares.
I think I might get fired tomorrow.
Here's a quarter. Go call someone who gives a shit.
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A question that has challenged and crossed the minds of many but has no clear answer anywhere on the internet. I believe that, Yes you can indeed kill someone using only a toe nail.
Can you kill someone with a toenail?
Yeah Easily