A jåke moment is like a bruh moment but even more bruh
Person 1 : "damn why is he drinking from the toilet"
Person 2 : "jåke moment"
when a 'friend' displays immaturity through a pay-out or put down, usually a completely random insult to achieve sadistic pleasure such as facebook 'likes'. only a real douche bag of a guy would randomly pay-out another. this cannot be titled to a true friend, as no true friend would do it. several things can happen before a douche moment; his mum could be selling herself, his girlfriend on pms, feeling unloved or sad with being a failure.
Alex: "hey i heard Daniel's being a real ass to Sam"
Joe: "yeah did you see what Daniel wrote on his wall?"
Alex: "yeah that was a real douche moment"
a moment in time where a person freezes and has no clue what is going on.
I had a joey moment after my friend made a joke about me which i did not understand.
a moment when you are completely in the zone, for example if you work really good game on a girl or play a video game really well for a specific moment
Dude how did you just do that! That was crazy.
I was totally having a jedi moment
when your dad is an explosion serial killer and you can't tell anybody that he is or else they will die.
my dad is actually a serial killer that is 33 years of age? this really be a hayato moment
when something happens in real life and you think for a instant that you'll just back it up and watch it again.
when a funny,unexpected moment takes place and you miss it, so you think "I'll just tivo it back to see it again!" for instance, your at the park and you bend down right when a great play was made. so you try to Tivo it back to see it again.
I miss what they said and i had a "tivo moment " when i thought i'd just replay what they said.