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A used tampon that has been tossed into the woods due to having no where else to dispose of it. Usually removed and tossed while on a camping trip just prior to having sexual intercourse.
Being the group environmentalist, Sally didn't mind removing her tampon and tossing it in the woods because she knew it was soon to be a delicious bear snack.
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1) A wild bear, spotted only rarely on the coasts of beautiful beaches. Despite it's menacing name, it's known to be one of the cuddliest and friendliest of bears.
But beware, if hit with a craving for cupcakes, you're shit out of luck.
2) A common pet name for Bekahs, if you have half a brain to realize how cute she is. She'll blow your mind like a bear will rip off your face. Therefore, Bekah Bear.
Again, beware of cupcake cravings. There be no wrath like that of a hungry bekah bear.
Person 1: Is that a Bekah bear on that beach?
Person 2: Yea, it is... wait... what's that smell? IS THAT CUPCAKES?
Person 1: OH LORD, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, IT'S COMING RIGHT AT US.
Person 2: I don't want to die! *sob*
Person 1: Gosh I love my Bekah Bear.
Bekah bear: I saw a cupcake commercial.
Person 1: *no longer there*
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A person who was so drunk off their ass the night before, that their face resembles a wild bear.
see scummy
The morning after getting drunk with his friends, Jimmy fled to the woods to start his new life as a scummy bear.
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A big hugable bear from Pensylvania. Has a heart as big as a bear
Stevo: Maaaaan, I wanna hug that thang so baadd
Jamo: Who, Penn Bear?
Stevo: Yeahh, daawg, he be the huggin bomb
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a lovely cuddly creature whom you would like to squeez its face, a feeling of anxiousness.
Aww look at that little pouka bear, it is absoultely adorable.
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1. A prostitute
2. A woman of ill-repute.
I'm new in town, where can I find some parlor bear action in this town?
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Peso bear is the Illegal immigrant version of pedo bear. He follows people around in his over crowded f-150 while he blasts his Spanish childrens music and promises ice cream to the unsuspecting children. He is always near you even when you shower
(peso bear) hey kids want some churros and taquitos
(kid one) yay I love you peso bear
(kid two aye yi yi I want some too)
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