To masturbate, especially after having not relieved yourself for an extended period of time.
Jake: Man dude, after Em ground on me and then got up I have a serious case of blue balls!
Blake: Looks like you'll need to try beating the worm if you want to feel better any time soon bro.
To criticise or generally make derogatory remarks about the subject.
Man, I can't stand it when people beat up on Microsoft for no frickin' reason whatsoever.
Really bad and unfortunate. Not much you could have done to prevent something.
Car got keyed? That's wicked beat, my friend.
When your friend leaves you to go on holiday, then when they get back you proceed to give them the amount of punches for the amount of days they were away for.
Yo bobby we need to give Phil his holiday beats he went to Mallorca for 7 days!
Rough, borderline abusive male masturbation (self or otherwise).
-Misheard from Starbomb's song "Rap Battle: Ryu vs. Ken"
-Think you can stop beating penis long enough for this rap battle to the death?
-Probably!
-Why are you in the hopsital?
-I was beating penis a bit too enthusiastically, I'm checking to make sure I didn't get an infection.
Prison slang. The act of getting to meal trays when only allowed one.
(Cafeteria setting)Bro, ain't no guards in here! Ima bout to beat the deuce!
A gay man with a public sex obsession, who excessively frequents beats in search of sex with other men. In Australia, a beat is a public area (such as a park, beach or toilet) used by gay men for partaking in sexual acts (cruising area). Encounters are usually one-off, anonymous and unsafe. A beat freak can't get enough sex at a beat.
Tim is such a beat freak. He lives at the beat and will fuck absolutely anyone.