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Bed Wrestling

What Suetonius said the Roman Emperor Domitian definition of Sex was

Dude me and Katie were Bed Wrestling last nigh, it was the Best

by Charles ii of Spain is hot December 4, 2019


imperial bed

A very large bed that looks like it belongs to or be what a king would be sleeping in.

John: I heard you got an imperial bed. Bob: Yeah, the salesperson told me it was Henry VII's bed. So I took her word for it.

by wordempire June 16, 2014


Playing in the bed

Hardcore masturbating while in the bed or sometimes it could mean fucking a girl or guy depending on your sexuality.

Me: “Hey, so what did you do last night?

Friend: “Nothing, I was just playing in the bed while watching porn.

by XXXPussySlayer October 20, 2017


bed gnome

When your significant other gives oral sex under the covers or under your bed sheets.

My girlfriend was blowing me so hard, she's the best little bed gnome

by JimboJones1 December 8, 2011


Bed Punk

A style popular among goths who oversleep due to depression. Distinct by pale skin, sunken in discolored eyes, and general bed head.

Popular among the Twitter famous and soft-boy streamers on Twitch.

You see that new Bed Punk chic? That streamer is wearing eye liner and looks like he hasn’t left home in 5 days.

by SuburbanMoneyWhore March 4, 2019


bust'n bed

A term for the shorter variation for the phrase "bust and go to bed", popular usage by millenials from the east coast. meaning to masturbate and then take a nap almost immediately after finishing. Mostly said when one is at a level of exhaustion or fatigue to the point where they the need to take nap during the day in dual combination of self pleasure and sleep

"Awe man Gio that lecture class was so boring, i just wanna go home and bust'n bed and relax the rest of the day

by Allen olumor August 8, 2018


bed dweller

(Noun) one who spends an extensive amount of time in beds; not always belonging to said person.

That girl is such a bed dweller

by Tbitz August 13, 2015