wool blanket

An uncircumcised penis.

"That guy has a wool blanket, yuck."

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blanket party

a group of guys (usually) gets together and attacks another guy by throwing a blanket over his head and beating him, usually with a baseball bat

person 1: Joe is such an asshole! We should throw him a blanket party!

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pig in a blanket

n. A sexual position achieved by rolling a fat white chick up in a blanket and fucking one of the 2 openings in the blanket and letting your cum get all over her while saying "this is bad for my heart!"

"I gave janie a pig in a blanket... too bad I got the wrong opening and squirted all over her legs...."

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face blanket

This is a simply a beard.

"Hey it's getting cold out"
"I know, it's so cold I think it might be time to grow a face blanket."

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Rap blanket

a imaginary blanket of rap music to help you calm down

i dont have time to com up with a example for Rap blanket

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Fuck Blanket

Someone you settle for so that you are warm and sexually satisfied throughout the winter months.

I need someone I don't have to worry about to be my fuck blanket this January.

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gookie blanket

any blanket a white person would not use, preferred by those of Asian descent. Three out of four gookie blankets are infected with SARS.

Ahhh man that asian kid brought in his gookie blanket for show and tell, we need to get some chicken soup and ginger ale or we'll get SARS.

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