The final boss of girls. A woman with a bubble butt and beautiful blonde hair. Likely has all sorts of men and women falling at her feet. If you see a Bubble Blonde, feel free to approach, but prepare for rejection.
"Man, look at that girl!"
"Wow. She's a total Bubble Blonde."
"I'm gonna ask her out!"
"Good luck. You'll need it."
A hoe who is blond, usually a very cocky and horny blond girl. Ages run through high school to late 40's.
Lady: Did you see what Britney did?
Lady 2: Ya, jerking off that guy, she is such a blond hoe!
When a person enters a stage of drunk following buzzed but subsequent to blacked out. This stage is very common in blondes and symptoms include: dancing wildly, getting arrested, puking, drinking, having blonde hair, remember part of last nights events, and having blue eyes. If your friend has any of these symptoms please sit back and enjoy the ride.
"Girlfriend, you should of saw that crazy Bre last night. She was so blonded out, like she almost got arrested.
A nice way to say gray hair.
No grandma, you don't have gray hair! You're just a blackout blonde.
Person with blonde hair and is slow, confused a lot, bubbly, and pretty. If you are a blonde and you are looking this up you are most likely a dumb blonde.
Teacher: “why is water blue class?”
Blonde: “because it’s a reflection of the sky”
Teacher: “SARA YOU’RE SUCH A DUMB BLONDE”
A color of blonde that is specifically for blondes that want to continue to be blonde throughout the fall.
"Hey Allison what color are you dying your hair this fall?"
"Pumpkin blonde"
The color of an English Cream Retriever's butt on a sunny day the middle of March, also used to describe a girl's hair color.
Dude, that girl's hair was dogbutt blonde!