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when you are riding your gal (preferably front to front) hold onto her very tightly and start calling her the wrong name, like if her name is Sarah, call her Maria and see how long you can hold on for
here is the bucking broncho:
"Oh Sarah, oh yeah"
*gets a firm hold*
"Oh Maria, don't stop"
"what the f*ck did you call me?"
"Oh Maria, OH MARIA!!!!"
*bucking*
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This is for the girls:
When you're doing it missionary, and he's about to cum, wrap your legs around his waist and yell, "I wanna be a momma!" And see how long you can hold on.
Susie: "how'd you get that black eye?"
Mary: "I tried the bucking bronco on Joseph last night, and he punched me in the face after 10 seconds. It's a new record!"
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The act of running or speed walking next to a moving car on the passenger side to make it look like you are almost riding in the car. It is a must to make faces and keep speed with the car when it is slows down or speeds up. A proper Milwaukee Buck is done by letting the car begin to move then waiting about 3-5 seconds before getting up to the passenger side and keeping speed with it. The key is to not make it look like you are running and staying level like you are actually riding in the car. It is best to engage in a Milwaukee Buck on a side street or a Neighborhood while at night and wearing a baseball hat. This is done because it makes it much more hilarious than during the day because it is much creepier and it makes it look more like you are really in the car. The hat is optional but it adds to the full effect.
Perfected by the E.
Dan- Dude you need to do a Milwaukee Buck when we drop Jim off. Its sooo funny!
E- Ok bro
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The act of giving your boss a blow job, so you can keep your job. Named after the worst sports announcer in history. Joe Buck must have given dozens of "Buck-Jobs" to stay employed for so long.
Friend: "Dude, you burned down the store, how are you not fired?"
Dude: "I gave my boss a Buck Job and he changed his mind."
Friend: "That's gross!"
Dude: "It works for Joe Buck."
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tie between him and lloyd banks for the best one in g-unit
i snuck in da club wit a glock, i got some bud in my socks, holla fuck the cops they just mad cuz i hot
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Paying twice the price and still feeling good about it.
1. Hey they didn't have that $20 shirt at the store anymore, so I Star Bucked it for $40 at another.
2. I lost the auction on Ebay so I Star Bucked it with a Buy It Now.
Money that is earned by performing sexual favors on over the road truckers.
Paul: Have you seen troy?
Darrell: I think I seen him at the truck stop earning trucker bucks.