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The ability of the protagonist of any book, movie, tv show, etc. to be able to almost effortlessly overcome any task within a relatively short amount of time.
In the anime Bleach, the soul reaper captains spend centuries mastering their abilities, but Ichigo is able to surpass them in a matter of days through the power of protagonist bullshit.
1 - A highly intensionally nonsensical 106-card oracle deck, think Tarot... But with weird characters, cool nudity, and cursing!
2 - The brand behind the deck, which also does a variety of other cool and bizarre designs and Memes and other manners of high holy weirdness.
I just ordered a 3rd edition Arcane Bullshit deck.
Did you see the Arcane Bullshit meme about racism-free eldritch alternatives to the lore of HP Lovecraft? That was EPIC!
A daily problem which is similar to a "running gag" but never made you laugh : finding the right charger for your laptop, remember an old password, repairing the leaking toilet... Used as syntagm, adjective or interjection.
"Damn! I forgot my running bullshit pass in my jacket!"
(Noun) Def: The years in your life when who slept with whom was both news and important, a topic of discussion and a reason to be angry.
Often used as a pejorative, specifically toward post-high school gossips as they age into their late twenties.
See also: slut shaming.
Example: my 18 year-old friend just called me crying after someone at a party just shamed her for sleeping with some guy, and I tried to be supportive while thinking, "This is some serious teenage bullshit".
Wishing you could take a shot of liquor for the shitty situations going on in your life
My girlfriend cheated on me. Shot for the bullshit.
Someone that says something so far-fetched, it can only utter lies.
Some guy just told me that he's best mates with the singer from Deftones, but can't name one of their songs. If that isn't a monopoly on bullshit, I don't know what is?!
A saying meaning "Ya right," or just simply "No." used to get a point across more clearly and often makes people laugh.
you gonna do it?
Bullshit Ohio! Im not doin that!
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I think I saw you there
Bullshit Ohio! Theres no way you would have seen me there!