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FIFA bullshit

FIFA bullshit is when an inferior player continuously blames the game for their ineptitude. This is most obvious when the player in question quits before the game is over because, "This is bullshit."

Jimmy: That's some FIFA bullshit, there's no way I should have lost that game!

Patrick: 43 shots on target to your 1 and a 12-0 final score with 72% of the possession would really say otherwise...

by thegreatone? October 16, 2012

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Teenage Bullshit

(Noun) Def: The years in your life when who slept with whom was both news and important, a topic of discussion and a reason to be angry.
Often used as a pejorative, specifically toward post-high school gossips as they age into their late twenties.
See also: slut shaming.

Example: my 18 year-old friend just called me crying after someone at a party just shamed her for sleeping with some guy, and I tried to be supportive while thinking, "This is some serious teenage bullshit".

by Loki Wordsmith December 18, 2020


protagonist bullshit

The ability of the protagonist of any book, movie, tv show, etc. to be able to almost effortlessly overcome any task within a relatively short amount of time.

In the anime Bleach, the soul reaper captains spend centuries mastering their abilities, but Ichigo is able to surpass them in a matter of days through the power of protagonist bullshit.

by Zoidberg's bitch January 31, 2021


Arcane Bullshit

1 - A highly intensionally nonsensical 106-card oracle deck, think Tarot... But with weird characters, cool nudity, and cursing!

2 - The brand behind the deck, which also does a variety of other cool and bizarre designs and Memes and other manners of high holy weirdness.

I just ordered a 3rd edition Arcane Bullshit deck.

Did you see the Arcane Bullshit meme about racism-free eldritch alternatives to the lore of HP Lovecraft? That was EPIC!

by King Of Werd May 8, 2021


shot for the bullshit

Wishing you could take a shot of liquor for the shitty situations going on in your life

My girlfriend cheated on me. Shot for the bullshit.

by Pseudonymanon January 8, 2015


Monopoly on bullshit

Someone that says something so far-fetched, it can only utter lies.

Some guy just told me that he's best mates with the singer from Deftones, but can't name one of their songs. If that isn't a monopoly on bullshit, I don't know what is?!

by Sandwich McFritos April 11, 2022


Bullshit Ohio!

A saying meaning "Ya right," or just simply "No." used to get a point across more clearly and often makes people laugh.

you gonna do it?

Bullshit Ohio! Im not doin that!

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I think I saw you there

Bullshit Ohio! Theres no way you would have seen me there!

by Chuck T. Diesel April 23, 2011