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FIFA bullshit

FIFA bullshit is when an inferior player continuously blames the game for their ineptitude. This is most obvious when the player in question quits before the game is over because, "This is bullshit."

Jimmy: That's some FIFA bullshit, there's no way I should have lost that game!

Patrick: 43 shots on target to your 1 and a 12-0 final score with 72% of the possession would really say otherwise...

by thegreatone? October 16, 2012

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chippy bullshit

Idk tbh, but my boyfriend told me to knock off my "chippy bullshit" and it hurt and was rude as hell😊

Knock off your chippy bullshit

by Trashynotclassyabbey December 21, 2017


shot for the bullshit

Wishing you could take a shot of liquor for the shitty situations going on in your life

My girlfriend cheated on me. Shot for the bullshit.

by Pseudonymanon January 8, 2015


Monopoly on bullshit

Someone that says something so far-fetched, it can only utter lies.

Some guy just told me that he's best mates with the singer from Deftones, but can't name one of their songs. If that isn't a monopoly on bullshit, I don't know what is?!

by Sandwich McFritos April 11, 2022


Bullshit Ohio!

A saying meaning "Ya right," or just simply "No." used to get a point across more clearly and often makes people laugh.

you gonna do it?

Bullshit Ohio! Im not doin that!

-or-

I think I saw you there

Bullshit Ohio! Theres no way you would have seen me there!

by Chuck T. Diesel April 23, 2011


Perfect bullshit

It’s not regular bullshit like when your food is delivered an hour late or your package you ordered shows up a week later. Perfect bullshit goes something like when you are putting on your socks standing up, lose your balance and end up hobbling close to the unflushed toilet accidentally placing your foot in shit water after getting on your second sock on while having your car key fall out of your pocket and directly into the floor vent out of reach and out of sight.

β€œI failed my final college exam today due to extreme ADD because a junkie stole my adderall last week and the doctor refused to refill my prescription until the refill date, this week was perfect bullshit!”

by Nemo Of The Void September 16, 2020


Highquality-Bullshit

Ting or outcome that is hard to comprehend

"Bullshit. A Highquality-Bullshit "-Gary Anderson at 2018 PDC World Champion

by bobnsons December 21, 2018