Family First

A right-wing conservative christian political party in Australia. They are open about forcing christianity onto every citizen, and expect everyone to obey jesus christ.

They are quite open in their bigotry and homophobia, refusing to align with homosexuals at all, and vote according to what their god tells them to, despite the fact Australia has a freddom of religion clause in the constitution.

Guy: Hey, I'm a gay man who likes to think for myself and believe in science.
Family First: Sinner! You sinner! You're going to hell! But first we'll make sure you have no rights, blashpemer! Heathen! You'll burn on earth before you burn in hell! How dare you no believe in my jesus! Who do you think you are having your own beliefs?! How dare you expect to believe what you want! You don't have that right and we'll force jesus on you!!!

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first gas

Flatulence strategically performed while passing through first-class seating when boarding an airplane.

The rich may not have to work or pay taxes, but I'll be damned if they get to treat me like a second-class citizen on an airplane! That's why I practice first gas. How's that cookie taste now?

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first gulp

very first moments after just being born

"knew from your first gulp you was my savin grace. yo momma got my love for poppin you out but jeez you're my lucky star"

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first wheel

First wheel is the person that is the lonely wheel in the front of a tricycle and the happy couple are represented as the back two wheels. Being the first wheel usually puts you in an uncomfortable position given then fact that you are forced to be around your friend and her/his mate. But remember, a tricycle can't function without the front wheel so the first wheel is a necessary component of the back two tires relationship.

Me: "Gosh Sammy, you are such the first wheel of this tricycle...look at Robby and Natalie that happy couple of tires back their and you're up here in the front such a lonesome tire...the first wheel"

Sammy: "Yea *sighs* it sucks being the first wheel...:("

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first dibbs

A variation of dibbs. Dibbs indicates first rights to something and therefore saying "first dibbs" is unecessary and silly. Second dibbs, third, and so on are completely acceptable.

You called first dibbs on the last piece of pie. Well, I am going to take it anyway, because you are dumb and don't know how to use the term dibbs properly.

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first kiss

If the instances in one's life when their oral lips had touched another object with the intention of conveying a sense of love, or when another object's oral lips had touched their body with the same intention, were listed chronologically from left to right, the instance of the first kiss would invariably be on the far left of that rather sad and pointless list.

Her first kiss occurred just after she had been washed by the midwife and handed to her red faced mother.

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First Down

a flat back that leads down to a flat butt or ass.

The signal a referee makes once a team gets a first down. Holds arm up then brings arms straight down IE FLAT.

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