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Damn, I went home with him last night, but his dick had so much hair...it was a mad cactus!
Noun; When a girl is turned off by a guy or his actions. The equivalent to "Turtle Dick".
So i was talking Ivonne and told her i was attracted to working OT and she replied "that is such a turn off, i just got cactus clit!"
The deep feeling of sadness you get when you think about the demotion of the best Synapse X Helpers, Vaktus. Very sad.
Vaktus: *says something*
Other person: Damn, what a cactus moment :(((
When you're banging your bitch and when she just about to climax you pull out and yell "I'M GOING TO PUT A CACTUS IN YOUR VAGINA" and then proceed to put a banana up there instead. The surprise is that there's no cactus, there's banana.
Guy: *pulls out, prepares for a Cactus Surprise* "I'M GOING TO PUT A CACTUS IN YOUR VAGINA"
Girl: *screams*
Guy: *puts banana in her instead*
Girl: *screams, but not from pain*
A nickname for a boyo often found wearing a green sweater. The sweater will be nicknamed cactus and since the boyo wears cactus all the time he now becomes a cactus flesh.
Manuel the cute little cactus flesh.
A frozen cactus used as a dildo, covered in semen as lube
My wife winced when I subjected her to the discipline of the 'Frosted Cactus'