California Freezing: (adj) Typically a temperature of 60 and below, because Californians don't know what cold is.
Jim: How's the weather in cali?
Rob: Omg, it's 62 degrees, it's California freezing!!
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When a girl reaches from behind you and cups your nut sack.
Dude, did anyone else just see Rebecca giving Todd a California Cradle in the bathroom?
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The same thing as a Chicago backhander, but the hand goes up and down because of the lowrider from using the hydraulics
โBilly was hitting the switches as i got a California backhander.โ
when you're getting high and masturbating at the same time...you inhale right before you're about to cum and then exhale as you're cumming.
I had the most incredible California sunrise with the shower head this morning.
A fictional company based in California,USA. Created by GhostyX2#8796, started off as a joke when Ghost was making an email for an Azure account.
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When you get stitched up & down the abdomen and your stitches look like a zipper.
Jay got a California zipper from his surgery.
When a person is shot in the the abdomen and then has to have a cut down their stomach. The scar that is left makes a line down the stomach
Did you hear about trevon he got a California zipper yesterday