When you wank one out in your buddies ear when he is sleeping and he wakes up the next morning with an ear infection.
Person 1: what where you doing in their?
Person 2: I just gave him the ole Carson Steinhoff
Person 1: Fuck yea
A place to make kids depressed and suicidal; a building that incorporates no child care or educational purpose.
A name that Sam likes yo call Carson.
Oh hey look it’s daddy Carson!
Carson Weed is a middle school student with blonde hair. He is a mega duchebag who gets no action. Carson Weed is also secretly gay and has dreams of becoming a pornstar with lots of hairy men.
The coach on HBO Hard Knocks was simpin on Carson Wentz, "the mediocre pussy."
The act of inserting your thumb into a girl’s anus. Simultaneously you take your middle and ring finger and insert them into her vagina. You then attempt to lift her up similar to how you would carry out a six pack of beer from a sketchy liquor store.
I hooked up with a spinner last night. She was so petit I was able to administer the Carson City Six Pack.
Carson is a sweet girl and will never ever not be loyal and will always be kind. Carson’s will be bossy sometimes and will always get what they want from there aunts.
Cousin 1: Omg Carson!
Cousin 2: YAY!