Charge Play

When you’ve been playing your electronic device all day and you don’t want to stop using it so you deal with the overheated device and continue to use it as you charge it

My iPod touch is on low battery but I really want to keep playing Temple Run, pass me the charger so I can charge play.

Davenport depth charge

The act of cupping ones hand over his rectum while in the shower allowing his hand to fill with water, then farting with force to evacuate the water, in essence, water bonging his own fart.

Pulled off such a horrible Davenport depth charge that I had to retile the bathroom. I now know not to eat in the shower

won't charge

When something is not charging.

My iPad won't charge.

Trump charge

An accusation that lacks any degree of factual backing whatsoever despite people’s insistence that it does.

“I’m not gay! That’s such a Trump Charge! Shuddup!”

Intervene Charge

Someone who recklessly does something and starts blaming someone else for their own negative consequences.

The term 'Intervene Charge' is consists of two words, 'Intervene' and 'Charge'. 'Intervene' here stands for the person trying to intervene (duh) and 'Charge' for him/her going in too quickly without assessing the situation.
This term is correctly used when the person in question tries to intervene with something, thus charging in recklessly to solve the situation while making it worse and then putting the blame on someone else.

The fact that you are blaming me now Wilhelmus, just proves that you pulled an Intervene Charge.

Don't get your charging cables all wound up

Don't get too worked up over this inconsequential thing. It's similar to "don't get your panties in a bunch, but much more relevant today"

Did the Uber cancel on you? Don't get your charging cables all wound up, we'll just order another cab.

In charge of confetti

Being sarcastic about throwing a celebration/party.

Sarge: I’m in charge of the float, and Simmons here IS IN CHARGE OF CONFETTI!
Grief: I’m no stranger to sarcasm sir.
- RVB s1 ep2