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THE MOST ADDICTING THING TO EAT!
MY HOT CHEETOS DON'T TOUCH ........I BITE
Donald Trump 45th president of the United States
I can't wait until the communist cheetos is no longer in power.
When you come back home from a live football game so drunk that you can’t get it up all the way, but she’s still down, and helps you thumb in a softie.
The wife had to help me up the stairs after the game, since I was so drunk, but she was still down for a Soggy Cheeto.
Another word for a non-erect penis. Can be more specifically used in a negative context.
Yeah, he couldn't get it up last night. He had a soggy cheeto.
A cheeto that has been left in the toilet too long and has now become stretchy and slinky.
"I was taken a dump and discovered an elastic cheeto hiding amongst the shitbricks."
When a client convinces a lawyer to lie for them in court and they lose licenses
When someone convinces someone to lose everything they worked for by committing a crime.
A con man convinced his lawyer to lie and she got caught, now she is Cheetoed.
When you sister proceeds to shove Cheetos in her water until it turns orange
Person: what are the hell are you doing?
Sister: putting my Cheetos in my water.
Person:why?
Sister: because cheeto water is tasty.
Person: wtf.