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Jezus Cheetos

A secular placeholder for the common vernacular use of "Jesus Christ", when exclaiming disdain or confusion.

"Jezus Cheetos Sonny-Jim, get a fucking grip.

by _betamax_ June 11, 2018


Cheeto fast

The antithesis of cheetah fast...it means slow ,as in couch potato slow...

Everyone in the office knew if they asked Craig to work on a project it would be done Cheeto fast.

by sheila in the car June 30, 2013


Haunted Cheeto

The most valuable person on Discord.

Haunted Cheeto, please don't make Hooty's Desire part 5.

by CheetoQuartz October 13, 2020


Cheeto Dust Taco

When a woman has neglected her self-respect and personal hygiene to the point of masturbating after eating a bag of Cheetos, or any other cheese snack for that matter, without cleaning off her fingers. The result is a Cheeto Dust Taco.

Bro, I was going to go down on that girl from the bar, but when I pulled her panties down I found a Cheeto Dust Taco

by minitrampoline March 13, 2023


Word Cheeto

The junk food of information, a word cheeto is shallow, junk data that someone forwarded from a fake news site or a some Karen's blog. This information has about as much legit as a cheeto actually has cheese.

Fam, if you're gonna talk about health issues, go read a realbook and stop @ ing me with your word cheetos you saw on Facebook.

by loztnausten July 18, 2020


Crip cheeto

Crip Cheeto is a blue Cheeto commonly used by very thic nigs a crip Cheeto gets all the pussy and doesn’t fuck with bloods

Bill: Aye you seen crip Cheeto yet he gettin all the pussy
Goose: Yeah man crip Cheeto don’t give no fucks

Steve: Ye

by Logan Paul sucks April 22, 2021


cheetos handy

Getting a hand job after your significant other just finished eating Cheetos and you have orange dust or Cheetos flavoring on your dick.

Could also be other flavors, Doritos ranch or Nacho flavors. Not recommended are Tim’s jalapeño, as you will have a burning sensation.

Had to take a shower to get the Cheetos handy off my dick

by The_rabbits November 13, 2017