When you want to do anal but you haven’t shit yet.
Jefferey: Hey, man, can I buttfuck you?
Brad: Nah, bro, I’m so constipated.
Jefferey: Aw, damn, I’m on chocolate probation again!
Its basically a phrase thats used in many ways. Its what ever you want to inturprut it to be. Also used to call a friend.
Hes a little chocolate robinson, its a massive chocolate robinson, choco robo,
A beautiful girl who has a skin tone that resembles chocolate.
Wow, mate have you see that chocolate darling in the pink dress.
took a shit; usually in one's pants
Tim: BOO!
Jim: Aww man, I just shot the chocolate.
1. Fecal matter that was once lodged within the vagina of it's creator.
2. "When poo from my poodie-poodie slides down and gets stuck in my box."
husband: I hungy
wife: what for?
husband: chocolate
wife: I have chocolate
husband: what kind do you have?
wife: box chocolate
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The act of looking up someone’s ass looking for a turd to come shooting out at you
Dude me and Megan decided to try the chocolate telescope and I got pink eye
That phrase “Chocolate Dog” is the process of a man shitting in his hand, and jerking off with it.
Did you hear that mike tried to “Chocolate Dog” last night?