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When you put your troubles at the feet of Almighty Google and find yourself a miracle.
I couldn't get my computer to start and Praise Google Christ! I found the answer and it works!
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Term for the handle above the pasengers head on a car that can be used for hanging coats, but more often grabbed at times when your firend is driving whaaaay to fast.
" I didnt think he would get round that corner, I had to grab the Jesus Christ Handles!"
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what the h in jesus h christ stands for
Jesus Harry Christ Dave FUCK OFF!!!
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"Jesus H. Christ", the "H" stands for "Heli" Jesus' GrandFather's name.
LUKE 3:23, "Now Jesus began His ministry when He was about 30 years old. He was, as many people thought, the son of Joseph, the son of HELI."
I can't believe it -- Jesus H. Christ actually MEANS something!
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a college campus cult that will isolate you from your current friends and will force you to believe everything they do or you will be sent directly to hell
John: Was that the Ku Klux Klan walking around campus?
Me: No. That was Campus Crusade for Christ. The CCC.
John: I don't see the difference.
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Jesus Hey-Zeus Christ. Many Mexicans are named after Him. Also used as a cuss-word by the irreverent.
And He shall be named Jesus H. Christ because He shall say "Hey, Zeus, I'm gonna take your place!"
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1. A term used to properly adress the lord and savior of the christian religion.
The H obviously standing for hoe master because everyone knows that Jesus had a way with the ladies.
"Jesus H. Christ why dont my hoes give me any respect."
"Jesus H. Christ show me the way to your sanctom of bitches and hoes."
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