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An expression of despair, disgust, or general dissatisfaction.
(Upon spotting a flat tire on your car when emerging from the last showing at a movie theater on a very rainy Saturday night): "Well, fuck me naked and hide my clothes!"
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Bros ALWAYS come first unless your getting laid
Use it as the main bros before hoes rule...
When someone says: bros before hoes, you correct them and say, "no!, Its bros before hoes unless theres no clothes" and I'm getting laid tonight!"
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Bros ALWAYS come first unless your getting ass.
Guy 1:Yo man you coming tonight to the party?
Guy 2: No man, getting laid!
Guy 1: dude, bros before hoes...
Guy 2: unless theres no clothes...
Bros before hoes, unless theres no clothes
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an all-purpose, ballbuster of a greeting for a guy
- best used in a loud and excited voice (and with lots of folks around to hear it!)
- best NOT used if the guy in question is much larger than you and just HAS, in fact, returned from a (secret) cross-dressing spree
"Yo!... Big Ron!... Great ta see ya back in men's clothing!!!"…
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On this day you give your boyfriend back all his tee shirts, hoodies, and sweat pants you’ve borrowed from him. Also it’s august 6th
Bf: Hey babe it’s august 6th you know what that means?
Gf: What happens on august 6th?
Bf: It’s “National give your boyfriend his clothes back day“
Gf: Oh wow I completely forgot
The song you sing to get rid of thots. Also a remix try to guess which song is the og song.
Thots: Hey
You: Its gettin cold in here so put on all your clothes
Thots: Vanish
Let's get these teen hearts beating faster, faster. So testosterone boys and harlequin girls, will you dance to this beat and hold a lover close. - Lying is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off
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