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This Retarded Unfunny Joke that the internet won't shut the fuck up about
Captain: Hey Steve!
Steve: Wha-
Captain: Cock Joke
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1.To sexually crave a penis whether soft or erect to the point where you do tasks and things asked for the person who you are cock worshipping to receive sex with this person and his cock
2. You like penis so much you crave it you always want it in you or on you or atleast around you always sucking on it or face fucking it or giving it a handjob or even playing with it while the person is asleep
Bro this bitch is a cock worshiping freak
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When you send a bitch a picture of a dick that is not yours, bigger and better than yours, typically a cock you googled. Misleading cock pics to bag a babe.
Chuck: Hey Matt, how did you get that smokeshow to sleep you.
Matt: I used a little cock propaganda and got a huge cock pic off of google and sent it to her.
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The mobile game Clash of Clans but porn is associated with it. There is lots of sword fighting.
Nerd: Yo dude wanna go play some clash of clans?
Pervert: Hell nah I wanna go play some Clash of Cocks instead. You get to fight with dick swords.
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A JOI-style video where guys masturbate and attempt to match their stokes to the tempo and last until the end of the song. It's like Guitar Hero, but with an orgasm instead of a high score.
My strokes were way off beat during my last round of Cock Hero, but I still came, so I won anyway.
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It's when you wank with orange and lemon juice on your penis
I got a cock shandy last night
The white, sticky, salty, creamy tasting substance that comes out of the penis.
She ate my cock jam and loved it!
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