Perhaps the most hostile and hateful place on the internet outside of /pol/ on 4chan.
If you are anything but a straight, white, cisgender, conservative, Christian, able-bodied, able-minded, financially well-off, and conventionally attractive male with "normal" interests and hobbies, you will be met with such severe disrespect and hostility that you may as well be Martin Luther King waltzing unannounced into a KKK lynching.
"The Instagram Reel was literally just some drone footage of Chicago's skyline, but every single comment was something racist. What even provoked that?"
"That's Instagram Comments for you."
It's full of racism, sexism, homophobia and bullying etc. There can also be a lot of trolling and hateful comments towards people who are different from the norm. There are also instances of cyberbullying and harassment directed at certain targeted individuals. Overall the comments section can be a source of toxicity.
Instagram comments be like:
Black kid: posts normal video
Comment 1: Get a job lil niggađź’€
Comment 2: imma do unspeakable things to u lil nigga
Comment 3: Get oiled up imma be there in 5 minutes
Comment 4: Thug it out lil nigga u gotta 9-5 and a familiy to feed
This phrase indicates a “woke” instagram account with zero basis in reality. Their post likely lack any factual or logical basis and therefore can’t stand up to any outside criticism or commentary. The phrase is used to reassure viewers that their echo chamber is safe from *trigger warning* outside penetration.
My fish Josh identifies as a guppy. Doctors assigned him shark at birth, but he has had numerous experimental surgeries to affirm his identity as a guppy. We’ve had issues with other fishes swimming into Josh’s stomach and sometimes people get micro aggressive about it - therefore Josh has decided up protect fishself and Comments on this post have been limited.
A comment or pun that you don't understand or hear properly at the time, but you get it soon after.
The realisation hits you later what the comment/pun means.
*Filthy comment you missed*
A couple of seconds later...
"Aw man, ya dirty bastard"
"Bit of a boomerang comment for you there?"
"Yes, the realisation of your filth, hit me ferociously."
A comment designed to intentionally offend or harass someone on the internet.
EX.
p1: this song fireeeeeeeeee
p2: did u no p1 is a bastad that hates blaks and doesn't care about kids in africa
p1(replying to p2): bro wtf is wrong with you
p3(replying to p2): p1 did that??
p2:(replying to p3): yes and he is fatphobic also
and then everyone hated p1 and got him cancelled because p2 was a comment wolf
Ex2.
p1: I am vegan
p2: ok karen
p1: bro what
p2: ur a vegan karen who doesn't like it when people eat meat
p1: are you dumb
p2: no you are vegan
p1: bro stfu
p2: you have failed me.
p1: what???
and then p1 get really mad over p2 being a comment wolf
Guy 1: Why is Guy 3 saying Guy 4 is all these horrible things in broken English??
Guy 2: Dont worry about him he's a Comment Wolf
a comment that is so eloquent and witty that it's awesomeness is as gigantic as an elephant
I was trying to come up with an elephant comment to compliment your appearance, but I drew a blank.
Ahh, the comments of instagram reels. Basiclly, everything thats on instagram reels is a victim of the people who make those comments. Every comment usually is either racist, abelist, sexist, homophobic, ageist, or something along the lines of that.
"Yo have you seen the Reels Comments?"