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No it’s not commenting.

Hym “No no no motherfucker. It’s not commenting on my comments about you. Regardless about how you feel about me you’re PROMULGATING my ideas. You’re promulgating my ideas, telling my jokes, and the people who are actually commenting are telling you how brilliant and funny I am. You’re actors are portraying me or reading the dialogue I’ve written. The episodes are getting better ratings and the movies are making more money. That’s not a comment bitch. I don’t have to watch and you don’t have to repeat the shit I write. Because what I wrote is so something you’re willing to lend your credibility to. Ann’s what is the actual difference between the comment section and the video? Other than the credibility you lend to the ideas you push. Nothing.

You point a camera at your face and comment on everything you’ve seen or heard recently. Insert random guest star. It’s hardly any different from reading the super-chats on a twitch stream. Well, there is one difference. Status. You have more of it so you saying things matters more than me saying things. You all pretend to care so much about free speech but you consider any words spoken by a non-elite a waste of breath. Me doing this is ‘a waste of time’ not because you’re not doing the exact same thing but because it only matters when you do it. I’m less real. Just like all of your other ‘fans.’ It’s my job to be pleasant and shower you with praise for your self-evident superiority to me. Or shut up and don’t watch. That’s my role. Give me your currency or leave. Ope, but don’t cancel you! Gotta keep you up there above me. It’s wrong for me to drag you down here but it’s necessary for you to keep me where I am. And that’s all it will ever be. Not for you. Not for your slut daughters. But for the people who only matter in theory. It’s more than just commenting.”

by Hym Iam November 16, 2022


Homer comment

To make a comment that is completely idiotic and moronic.

To say the Cowboys are America's team is a homer comment

by HTTR4LIFE June 15, 2016


Thirsty comment

When someone makes a sleazy, sexually inappropriate comment on someone’s photo or post.

Did you see all those thirsty comments on her photo.

by Jay.jay88 August 9, 2021


High like, low comment ratio

When a someone posts something thinking it’s based, when it is infact widely accepted, non-controversial, and has no one arguing in the comments.

High like low comment ratio, implies that the poster may possibly not be a human but instead is infact an automated bot account, or a human with NPC like tendencies which can fool people into presuming it’s a bot.

This usually requires highly tribalistic & partisan behavior. Meaning there may not be anything critical or based with that account’s other posts. This is specially true if that account has repeated occurrences.

There is a direct correlation between posting controversial matter and getting many comments.

Generic Dude: “Fuck Trump
4,300 likes and 11 comments.

12th Reply: High Like, Low comment ratio

by kakapoopooaccount July 14, 2024

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Comment Currency

The adaptive nature of a limited time text message to be exchanged for a different application.

Comment Currency: when one receives good night wishes but it is not read until the morning, the comment may be exchanged to mean have a good day

by Craftywolfe March 5, 2023


Fuck Boy Comment

Where a boy comments on something that wasn’t supposed to be sexual but turns it sexual.

Her - yeah I was just going to jump in the shower and then head out

Him - well I can come over and help you 😏

Fuck boy comment

by Slay all day 22 July 7, 2020


Mean comments

Why should people NOT leave this? IT TALE THE SAME ABOUT OF TIME TO LEAVE A MEAN COMMENT AS IT DOES TO LEAVE A NICE ONE FUCK-FACE.

A bitch "Why are you leaving mean comments on my thing!? I'm not mean!"

Hym "Welp... I see here that you have a bunch of NICE comments that are telling you that you are smart and/or correct and you are neither smart NOR correct. You're just mad that I'm disrupting the sound of your sycophantic little echo chambers, you sorry fuck. You don't like getting berated for being stupid and wrong then stop doing it! And your dad is a faggot."

by Hym Iam August 2, 2023

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