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human condom

A woman(possible a male) who's only value to others is to be fucked. These people are to be treated like a condom. The penis is inserted into an orifice, ejaculation occurs, then the penis is removed and the woman is discarded. Just like a condom.

An objectified woman, who doesn't realize that she's been objectified.

A woman of little or no value.

*Note a human condom will not offer protection against child birth and stds.

Patricia is such a human condom. I used her last night and threw her ass out before I went to sleep.

by Scotters August 11, 2007

34๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


Obama Condom

Protection Fail!

Dude! You got Herpes from that chick??? I told you not to use the Obama Condom! You should've gone with the Bush Dental Dam! It may not have been the most appealing option, but at least you can trust that it won't break under pressure!

by Giggles88 January 20, 2009

295๐Ÿ‘ 263๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mexican Condom

A sexual act where the man puts a tortilla on his penis and has sexual intercourse, after he ejaculates the sexual partner eats the used tortilla.

Beans can also be inserted into the anus to be eaten later.

"Dude Felecia did the Mexican condom with me, it felt awesome"

by chumpguy January 1, 2014

16๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Condom Wrapper

A female version of the douchebag or a female who dates douchebags

This resort is full of douchebags and condom wrappers. I was at the bar ordering a drink and that condom wrapper cut in front of me and got orange tanning cream all over my shorts. I hope her douchebag boyfriend doesn't see it.

by Honey Do July 24, 2011

16๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


double condom

A double condom is slang for a bad idea in the guise of a good idea.

Making this field required is a double condom.

by P ยฏ\_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ Dog October 29, 2015

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


condom flush

A female that's only good for sex. Flush condom afterward.

Why you trying to wife up a condom flush?
She's condom flush material and that's about it.
How dare you call her a condom flush. That's misogynist!!

by John X Smith February 1, 2017


Golfers Condom

The act of wearing two condoms at the same time for protection in case you get a hole in one

I was with this girl and she was so easy, I wore a golfers condom just to be safe!

by Scottie Dawg June 17, 2016